🏫 Your school is hidden inside a giant Clanker warehouse. One of the kids is secretly a robot in disguise, and it can shapeshift into anyone!
📓 Find the math notebooks and solve them. Get one wrong and the Clanker hears you... CLANK... CLANK... RUN!
🧊 The Clanker zaps kids into ice statues. Find one? Hit REPORT for an emergency meeting and vote! Or press the 🔴 red button in the lunchroom (once per game).
🧑🏫 Teachers patrol the hallways. No hall pass? Get one from the Principal's Office! 🔧 The Clanker can sabotage the school: lights, intercom, boiler, air filters, doors, costumes. Fix it fast! 🤓 Theo the Teacher's Pet gives pop quizzes in the halls: 5 answers before time runs out or he tells the Principal! 🎒 Grab items you find (carry 3; use with 1 2 3). Watch out for Big Brock the bully! Tell a teacher if he bothers you. 🏆 Kids win by solving ALL notebooks or voting out the Clanker. 🤖 The Clanker wins if only 1 kid is left.
🎮 Game controllers work too! (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch Pro, USB; 2 controllers for split screen) 🎮 3D view: W/S or ↑/↓ walk, A/D step sideways, ←/→ or drag the mouse to look. Phone: left thumb walks, right thumb looks. Solve: E · Report / button: R · Music: M · Switch 3D/map: V or 🗺️
Math in the notebooks:
👥 Players:
🧒 Kids in the school:
🎚️ Difficulty:
🤖 Clankers:
🟦 Player 1 (left): W/S walk · A/D turn · F solve · G report / red button 🟥 Player 2 (right): ↑/↓ walk · ←/→ turn · Enter solve · Shift report / red button
Type answers with the number keys. In meetings, each player clicks their vote.
🎵 Music:
🎵 Music
🔊 Sound effects
Version 1.3 · Globex Kids · All art, music and lyrics are original
🌎 GLOBEX KIDS
📓 Math Notebook
7 + 5 = ?
🌫️ Air Filter Panel
Type this code:
1 2 3 4 5
🤓 Theo's Pop Quiz!
Answer 5 questions before time runs out or he tells the Principal!
Question 1 of 5 · ⏱️ 15s
3 + 4 = ?
🔔 EMERGENCY MEETING!
⏸ PAUSED
⚙️ Settings
🎵 Music
🔊 Sound effects
🎶 Song:
Press Esc or P to resume
ℹ️ About Clanker Imposter
Clanker Imposter is a Globex Kids game, designed by kids. Find the robots hiding in your school, solve math notebooks, and vote the Clankers out!
🔒 Privacy (for parents & teachers)
No data collected. No accounts, no names, no emails, no tracking.
No ads and no in-game purchases.
No chat with strangers. There is no online play; everyone else in the school is a computer character.
Game settings (volume, number of kids, etc.) are saved only in this browser on this device and never leave it.
The optional singing voice uses the device's built-in speech voice.
🎨 Credits
Game design: the Globex Kids kid team · Built with Claude
All characters, school art, sound effects, music and lyrics are original to this game.